Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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