Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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