I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize