Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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