The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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