It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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