you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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