honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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