Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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