fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Randomize
