You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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