She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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