Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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