All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
we're chasing vodka with high fives
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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