How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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