Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Two words: nipple clamps
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