I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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