maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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