at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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