Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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