You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
So gin and wine won't be happening again
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
And then my night got REAL pukey
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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