He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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