I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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