He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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