I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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