I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
No subtext here. People are naked.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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