she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Everything about him screamed your future.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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