Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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