So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Randomize
