I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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