Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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