i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Will exercising make me less horny?
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