So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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