so explain again why im purple
no
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
