my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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