Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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