I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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