found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
it hurts more in the daytime
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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