I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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