Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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