Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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