Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
