Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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