Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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