Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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