were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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