He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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