im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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