Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I am mentally ready for anal.
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