Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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