My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize