so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
