my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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